Headed out for a bike this morning and during the 22 mile ride I saw: two squashed squirrels one crushed rabbit, guts out of orifices one battered bird (might have been a rook) many mating snails on the road (why not stay in the hedge?  Exhibitionists!) one McDonald’s Happy Meal explosion (even the wildlife was avoiding the remains of the ‘burger’) one pair of sweatpants completely covered in shite. Roadkill I expect....